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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Computers & InternetSoftware · 7 days ago

how to get covid?

i wanna get covid cuz my parents only buy me stuff when im sick

6 Answers

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  • ?
    6 days ago

    Oh, you know...go screaming into a crowded room and tackle as many people as you can, then take off their masks and kiss them a lot :)

    YOU'RE AN IDIOT

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    Lv 6
    6 days ago

    Just go outside to shop without wearing your mask and the chances will be higher.

  • micksmixxx
    Lv 7
    7 days ago

    It's a bit late to start trolling on here now that it's going to be closing down!

  • bitwiseoperator2002
    Lv 6
    7 days ago

    They won't buy you anything when you're dead, except maybe flowers.

  • D1218
    Lv 6
    7 days ago

    Don't wash your hand or bathe for over 120 hours. Also roam the streets and different places all day without a mask.

  • a
    7 days ago

    go to Walmart and lick the hand rails on the shopping carts

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