I have never eaten a stalk of celery in my life. Will this disqualify me from the united states army?

Sorry, but the US Army isn't for you. Perhaps you'd have better luck with the Colorado Naval Reserve?

Yes it will.

No. The army doesn't require eating celery as a condition to join

No. I believe you get to be a general for that.

This isnt a reason for u to disqualify ... However i think u shud see a psychiatrist and have a psyc eval to see if giving u a loaded wepon is a concern ... Even if u shud b able to have a fork n knife at dinner or if u shud only b allowed to use a spoon ... Thanks for asking pleas dont forget to wear your helmet

Is this the beginning of a large barrage of stupid military rants?

No. If it is a true concern of yours, eat a stalk of celery.

Yes, but not for not eating celery. If your IQ is so low that you would ask the question you are unfit.

Just like when you asked if would disqualify you for the Marine Corps. No.

No.

Though your need to post stuff like this may.