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Uncontrollably green sharting?!?! ?
It happened in a meeting with my current boss at my job I felt quite nervous as they had mentioned that work load may get more soon, so I felt like I needed to stealthily let a little fart out which I thought would be ok but as soon as I did I uncontrollably and violently started sharting (I hope that is the correct terminology) all over my chair in the meeting room, Immediately my boss told me I was excused and to go and get cleaned up in the toilet, however when I was in the toilet I noticed the poop was not brown like usual but instead an off shade of green, after that dreadful display I was sent home for the day with the next few days off. So as you do I decided I needed something to do on my days off so I decided to go for a food shop I was just putting my shopping back in the car when I felt a rumbling in my stomach which was dreadfully painful so I had to do something to relieve the pain so I tried to fart as that was what felt naturally right so to begin with the first one was ok however the pain was still excruciating so I had to try another however this one was not safe so I began sharting in the car park right near the back of my car this time the poop was green with slight red bits in so I have no clue what that was but surely it is not normal for something like food poisoning.
I just can't understand what it could be my diet is good I certainly get enough fibre in my cheerio's that I have every morning surely I don't need more surely, any advice what to do?
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