If I lie down with dogs will I get up with fleas?

No wonder whites have fleas

Yes.  A lot of people who worked for the trumpster are having a hard time finding jobs. (doesn't matter if you like, it's true)

if the puppies are tested and got their heart worm shots from vet and is not sick or not itchy not wont get the fleas or ticks in your hair but just letting you some thing . if you laid down on them yes you can get crawling fleas bugs into your hair no matter what. if the floors and carpets hasnt been clean and washed and the puppies has been outdoor where has grasses yard and the dogs has been outside all the time. yes they can carried ticks and fleas onto their coats and can let those bugs crawling down on the ground. and as for yourself laying down on the ground can caught the bugs  if your hair has been itchy  all day or all the time. 

The fleas are cute?

When I had dogs I laid down with them every night since we shared the bed, and I usually got up with loose hair in my mouth.

Dog fleas will bite you if they get a chance, but they won't stay on you.  They like dogs and cats better.  If your dog sleeps in your bed, its fleas will get into your bed too.  Fleas don't stay on the animal all the time, they hop on and off.  I have always let my dogs sleep with me, and the fleas don't affect me.  They still affect the dog though, so I try to get rid of them.

I don't think fleas are cute.  Or did you mean dogs are cute, but English is not your native language?  I suspect the dogs are at risk if they chose to lie down with you.

Only if the dog has fleas.

 If you lay down with a sheepdog your likely to get ticks also eh

You made me remember my dog Napo, I miss playing with him.