Why are there no charities to help rich people?

IF YOU HAVE NOT THE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO AFFORD IT YOU SEEM TO BE POOR: 

The NFL, the NBA and many sport organizations help their people.

There are. They're called Republican governments. and that's on Ronald Reagan

If you're that rich, you know the loopholes. Set up a none profit in your name. Run the office in your property paying yourself rent while putting friends and family in position of salary and decision making. Hold your meetings and fancy restaurants and resorts to discuss what no one talks about at the office. Always claim 100% proceeds goto [whatever] charity hiding the facts it's always after expenses.

Why are there no charities to help little trolls with nothing to do with their time?

You really need treatment and support, dear.  In the absence of charities, I suggest you see a shrink and a jobs counselor.

What did you think "Stop the steal"  was about?

A better question is "Why aren't there any or more organizations out there that protect rich people from lazy greedy entitled vampuric money sucking parasites, poor and middle class, who only view rich people as ATM machines and who think the world owes them something?". But to answer your question, i guess it's because rich people more often than not, are better at managing their money than middle class and especially poor people.

Were you to say that in a group of people, you may well get pounded on. 

Rich people own the charities

Uh oh retard alert