If given the option, what would you rather do?

C.

Because I'm always up for spending time with the good doggo.

from the above option I will choose to watch the grass grow

Listen to AOC talk. That would be beat by watching AOC make a fool of rump. Of course, to give credit where credit is due, rump does most of the heavy lifting in that respect. 

If the dog talks I want it more than AOC.

B or C

Any would be better than listening to Chump talk.

All of those are preferable to listening to Trump's stream of consciousness in which he struggles to string a grammatically correct sentence together.

Watch the pee tape starring Pinocchio J. Trumpovsky.

C

A. She is like a train wreck with her stupidity. It is hard to turn away.