Why are Royal males attracted to women with bodies like adolescent boys minus the tackle, is it something to do with public schools?

Yes, obviously a lack of female company in an all-boys school awakens homosexual leanings.

I'd suggest it's because people like the Royal wives, in the critical public eye all the time , tend to look after themselves so they don't end up looking like fat slobs? Jealousy much?

Yet one more idiot troll with more time on his hands than he knows what to do with. .

As far as I am aware, most men admire slim women. How many men do you really know who prefer fat ones?

Not all of them, you just have to look at...erm…that...hmm...you know, that...then there is the...you know, that one who... Yes, I've always wondered the same!

That's right. they stood no chance really. I blame the parents.

Since they are not an oil painting themselves they had to lower their standards. Plus how do you know they don't have tackle?

Because they don’t want other guys looking at their wives.