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The worst joke ever told?
here are some, can you all add a few more?
why is an Elephant Big ,Gray and Wrinkled?
because if it were Small,White & Smooth ,it would be an Aspirin!
what did the old man get for his birthday?
Cancer!
what did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing!
In Soviet Russia people speak..
Russian!
Why didn't the plumber get the job done?
Because he wasn't a good plumber!
What do cannibal children like playing best?
Swallow my leader.
What has a horn and drives?
A car.
China had a look alike contest...
They all won!
8 Answers
- 8 years agoFavourite answer
The elephant one was amazing... Here are a series of questions to be asked...
1. How could you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Ans. Open the Door. Put the elephant in. Close the door.
2. How could you put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?
Ans. Open the Door. Remove the elephant. Put the giraffe in. Close the door.
3. If 3 eggs fell from the leaning tower of pisa and 2 broke while one did not, what is the reason?
Ans. "3 possible answers" i. The egg was boiled. ii. No one could scratch a being that god protects. iii.Reason is a software to create music.
4. At the marriage ceremony of the king of the jungle, all the animals came except one. Which and why?
Ans. Giraffe because he was locked in the fridge...
Note: The 3rd question was a decoy intended for the "target" to forget aboout the 2nd question... You may put as many questions in between...
- Anonymous8 years ago
Just a joke
If you are going to die tommorow?
Why not today?
Aside from your face,,
What is your problem?
Lol,, theres a lot more,,, in the phillipines
