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? asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

Can anybody here reply for these "WHYs" Part II?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
    Favourite answer

    1)The exercise will do the sick good besides the medicine.

    2)After the heavy stuff they want something light.

    3)Nobody can carry away the Vault Doors,Dopey.

    4)To show off and/or to keep up with the Joneses.

    5)It lightens the hair to reflect the heat.If it turns the hair black,soon everyone would have a popular dish called "BEJA FRY".

    6)They like to do everything openly.

    7)Because the psychics don't have access to the machine or the men who pick out the winning number.

    8)You got me there.

    9)To avoid malpractice suits.They can always claim that they are not experts.

    10)Lemon juice can be drunk whether real or artificially flavored.And dishwashing liquids with lemon cost a bomb.The artificial flavoring if used may not clean as efficiently and the brand will bomb in the market.

    11) "Broker"is defined as the one who makes the investor "BROKE".Now you know.

    Have a Jolly Day.

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    4 years ago

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  • 9 years ago

    1-because america is not sick enough

    2-so they can write down the word diet on their weight watcher's program while keeping up with the american body size

    3-because when they were in school, kids stole their pencil all the time, then their mom got mad at them for losing their pencil

    4-because we get insurance to pay car damage but no insurance company is going to pay you if you lose your box of playboys

    EVER WONDER:

    1-because the sun is trying to make us all look like barbie

    2-it takes a certain balancing technique that no man understands

    3-phychics are just generous...not greedy...and it breaks the phychic code of honor

    4-because the english language must be as complicated as possible

    5-well...have you ever met a doctor that knows exactly what they're doing?

    6-because the human mouth draws up at the thought of real fruit in their fruit drinks

    7-look at our economy...there's your answer

    :)

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I like to say few words only " Theivamay neenga engeyo poittinga , ennala mudiyala ! " ..

    There are some questions which doesnt have answers in life even though they have strong logic . these too are falls in that category ... :)

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