Can anybody here reply to these "WHYs"?

I wouldn't know whether my answers are hilarious or not,but here goes:-

1)Because everyone rushes slowly.

2)Oh ! But there is.Cats like humans like the original but occasionally synthetics would do for relieving the monotony.Also,the manufacturers keep it a secret because they don't want the mice to know.

3)Because Noah didn't have a mosquito swatter.He only had a fly swatter.

4)Because the executioner likes to make a CLEAN KILL.

5)'Coz the plane and the box will all go down deep into the ocean.Also the passengers would still be dead if the plane,even if made of the indestructible material,crashes.

6)They do shrink but regain their original form after they dry in the sun.

7)To keep people apart.

8)Because there are people who do come down with terminal illnesses.

Have a Jocular Day.

1. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Everyone is rushing to get home.

2. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Because there are no such things as mouse farms.

3. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Because he is a little b!tch.

4. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Can't have diseases ridding up the mass graves (?) that was wierd.

5. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Way too expensive.

6. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

To keep them cooler.

7. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Hmm.......

8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Dunno \_(^.^)_\

1. Because everybody is rushing home

2. Cat's don't eat mice, just kill them.

3. He wanted 2 of each animal

4. Because

5. It would be too expensive...

6. No comment

7. It's just a freaking word man.

8. Again, just a word.

1) cos they have pushed away either from office or home so rushing by heart.

2) Cat do not like mouse

5) The heavy black box won't fly alone so light things to company.

8) you are leaving the ground.

1. people rushing to get home

2. cats, just like humans, also like varieties

3. the same reason why he didn't kill the two cockroaches... he never existed

4. it's standard procedure... all needles are sterilised whether for lethal or for blood donation

5. ?

6. their wool absorb water?

7. you're living apart from the other people....

Why not add some more 'why Q's to make it a survey book ?.You have very interesting & thought provoking Q's , so pl try for more.

Very nice questions sir, I would like to echo Mr. Raman P's request. Thanks for sharing.

My mind turned blank totally..

Thanks for sharing these funny one-liners.