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Manchester United fan 4eva!
Lv 6
Manchester United fan 4eva! asked in SportsFootball (Soccer)English Football (Soccer) · 1 decade ago

Can someone please tell me where Valencia is ?

Has any of yous kidnapped him in your closet ?? I demand to have him back immediately !!! ;-)

On a serious note though , where is Valencia ? Why has he not played the last few United matches ? Is it coz :

a) He's recovering from an injury .

b) He is out on loan to some other club (that isn't possible , else I would be dead) .

c) He has retired from footie (doomsday in the game of football I say) .

Please return him back to me if found .. Thank you . *sighs and walks away*

Any other United fan out there ? Congratulations Everton . Good game ya'll played anyways .. ;-(

Update:

Busty : Ya bully .. ;-( Please return him back after your work is done .. ;-)

Update 2:

Kitty : Serious ?? Wigan !!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yes , I have seen his face everytime he sets up a goal for Rooney , everytime he scores one .. ;-( And yes , please get him back !!! ;-((((

Update 3:

Kitty : He doesn't !!! cry88

He looks magnificient !! And happy !!! You says you so ?? cries

IAWT : Provided you book me the tickets !! ;-)

Update 4:

Kitty : TY .. And once he gets back , I ain't letting him go , my lovely .. ;-) He'll score plenty more goals .. ;-)

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Valencia & Hernandez did not play against Everton as they were in South America late on Wednesday.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Nani took his place yesterday. Nani and Valencia should play at the same time and then we'd have a strong lineup.

  • .
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He's holidaying with me. I'm trying to put a smile on his face. That scowl scares me o_O

    I'll bring him back before the Rangers game... Maybe...

  • Butsy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He's out mowing my lawns and after that he's gonna hang out my washing,he's actaully quite handy to have around the house

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hes come back to Wigan

    he doesn't like it at United, have you seen his face?!

    edit: He looks like his dog has died, what have you done to my lad?! what have you done to my Tono?

    edit: Ok, he's on his way back. Don't you mistreat him you and your United fans

  • Callum
    1 decade ago

    Manchester united fans aren't know for there humour....you can see why

  • UC BLUES -Jose
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I've pillaged and captured him.. avast me hearties

  • IN ARSENE WE TRUST
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    why are you going there for your holiday..?

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