10 GOOD RIDDLES please!?

1. I have a heart that never beats,

I have a home but I never sleep.

I can take a mans house and build anothers,

And I love to play games with my many brothers.

I am a king among fools.

Who am I?

Ans: King of hearts!

2. With pointed fangs it sits in wait,

With piercing force its doles out fate,

Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,

Eternally joining in a single bite.

What am I?

Ans: A stapler!

3. man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a ****** for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.

What is his favorite drink?

Ans: Blood... the man is a Vampire.

4. When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?

Ans: A Light Switch.

5. What is red and blue, and purple and green?

No one can reach it, not even the queen?

Ans: A Rainbow.

6. I have a light side and a dark side, and I hold the universe together. What am I?

Ans: Duct Tape!

7. I can be cracked, I can be made.

I can be told, I can be played. What am I?

Ans: A joke.

8. Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each

other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?

Ans: They all made right turns!

9. If a farmer met a farmer in a farmer's field, how many F's are in that?

Ans: None...there are no F's in the word "that".

10. Your in a place called Bobby's world and there is only one Law. There is a mirror, but no reflection. There is pizza with cheese, but not sausage. There is pepper, but no salt. There is a door, yet no entrance or exit. What is the law?

Ans: Everyting in Bobby's world must contain double letters in each word!!!.

it runs and runs but can never flee

it is often watched, yet can never sees

when lang it brings boredom

when short it brings frear

answer:time

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we are family

we live in a alley on oil ground

we all look exactly the same

and when we get hurt we get pushed out

of the way and replaced

we fear the almighty sphere of death

answer: bowling pins

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who makes it, has no need of it

who buys it, has no use 4 it

who uses can neither see nor feel it

answer: a coffin

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i can fip as high as you want,

and all the children beg 4 me

i am not good raw,

and ever horse when burnst

answer: a pancake

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often going up before going down

a moving room am i

frequently going down before going up

i can open my door in places on high

answer: a lift

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i tick an i tock

i count every second

i can be a grandfather too

answer: a clock

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i am 8 letter word.i am kept secret by everyone.my 2,3,4 letters is an animal.?

my 3,5,6,7,8 is a weapon.my 1,2,8 is used for writing exam.my 3,4 letters are same.then who am i?

"password"

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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?

Answer: The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

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Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I?

Answer: The postman (mailman)--------

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The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?

Answer: A hole

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What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?

Answer: Silence

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The more you take the more you leave behind.

Answer: footsteps

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just read the Q's and scroll down to read the Ans., try use your brain, GOOD LUCK

1. man

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board

Ans. = man overboard

2. stand

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i

Ans. = I understand

ok?....get the drift?

Let's try a few now & see how u do it !!!!

fair?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r

road

a

d

Ans. = cross road

5. cycle

cycle

cycle

Ans. = tricycle

6.

t

o

w

n

Ans. = downtown

7.

le /

/ vel /

Ans. = split level

8 0

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M.D.

Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

9. knee

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light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

10. ii ii

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* O

Ans. = circles under the eyes

11. dice

dice

Ans. = paradise

12. t

o

u

c

h

Ans. = touchdown

13. ground

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feet

feet

feet

feet

feet

feet

Ans. = six feet underground

14. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself

15. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

16. death / life

Ans. = life after death

17 . THINK

Ans. think big !!

And the last one is fundoo............

18 .ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.......

Ans. long time ,no 'c'(see)

one million. How plenty dirt is in a hollow 3 acres sq. and two hundred ft deep? NONE 2. How do you end a canine from barking in July? OPEN THE DOOR 3. while is a guy drowned, yet nevertheless not moist? QUICKSAND 4. What are the chillist 12 inches interior the worldwide?chilly FOOT 5. Why is a endure like a falling tree? you will get OUT OF the two way 6. What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 arms and a thumb? A GLOVE 7. How do you divide seventeen apples between sixteen people MAKE APPLESAUCE 8. what's the beginning up of eternity, the top of time and area, the beginning up of each and every end and the top of each and every race? E 9. what's it it rather is often coming yet never arrives? the following day 10. What do you throw away that retains returning BOOMERRANG

mr. washington and mrs.washington went to washington n

asked the washerwoman to wash the clothes...

how many "w"s r there in all???

ans

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"0"