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The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out,

"I want everyone who has been he-ing and she-ing to stand up!"

Half of his congregation stood up.

He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing and he-ing tostand up!"

A couple of men stood up.

He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been she-ing and she-ing tostand up!"

Several women stood up.

The minister looked over his congregation and noticed that everyone was standing except Little Johnnie.

The minister shouted out, "Brothers and Sisters, look at Little Johnny, can he be the only one without sin?

"Little Johnny, stand up. I guess you are the only one here who isn't preoccupied with sex and committing sins.

What do you have to say!"

Little Johnny replied,

"Reverend, you ain't said nothing about me-ing and me-ing!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    hahah

    LMAO!!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha

    absolutely hilarious ~~~!!!

    little johnny is a classic~~!!!!! i also would have stood of he said about me-ing and me-ing ~~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzz

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love Little Johny jokes they are always so damn funny!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha!!! naughty little johny!!! he is up to tricks from such a young age!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

    yeah good one a star for you!!

  • 1 decade ago

    YOU FOOLIISHH LITTLE JOHNNY!

    you never failed to make me laugh.......HARD

    here's your star dude!

    ^_^

  • 1 decade ago

    lollzers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HA!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol- good laugh!

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO funnyyyyyyy

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