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gangrekalve k
Lv 7
gangrekalve k asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

BREAD to BED????

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex:

1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!

2nd: You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?

1st: Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!

So the second old man rushed to the store.

Clerk: May I help you?

Old man: Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please.

Clerk: That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!

Old man: Damn! Does EVERYONE know about this except me?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    yah maaannn good stuff!!!!

  • xxsweetishxx
    1 decade ago

    Lol nice.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah finally i found a new user who provides jokes...

    Great Jokes! haha! im a new fan! =)

  • DEVIL
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Had to think about that one first.

  • claricetan70
    1 decade ago

    Hahaha nice....

  • george
    1 decade ago

    GAHAHAHAHAHA................GOOD STUFF DUDE

    NXT TIME THE GUY SHOULD TRY OUT ON BREAD BUNS

  • SPRAY!!!
    1 decade ago

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAH..GHAAHHAHAH.... that WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY MY STOMACH JUST BURST AND I NEED TO GO HOSPITAL SOOOOO FUNNY U SHUD MAKE UP ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

  • nirvana
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahhaha...

    good one

    u have some of the best jokes!!!!

  • Jinku
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    nice!!!

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