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A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said the man.

"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.

The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened.

He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.

"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice, "Again?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    Hahahaha,very nice joke.

    Adhutya,how are you?I could not receive any answers from you for a long time.Have you shifted to a separate room or still staying with your relatives?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The traveller wants to get scerewd more than once or he may be interested to get screwed through out.

    Source(s): my answer
  • 1 decade ago

    oh lol thats a good one i get it and thx for the laugh pls post more ok bye

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why do I get the feeling that's happened to me before?

  • 1 decade ago

    Such screwing is quite a common practice today.

  • AFOUR
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha,a good one I'll star you.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol ! Hahahahahahahahahah !! Screwed Royally I must say !!!! Well my day is made Thanks to you ! Infact my Boss wants to screw me !!! Star for you !

  • 1 decade ago

    "This is Big Moe" the man said!

    Source(s): akb
  • 1 decade ago

    nice one yaar

    its my pleasure to read your jokes

  • 1 decade ago

    lol I had a nice laugh.

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