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Niagara Falls??????
Two blond adventurers were on holiday, and went to see Niagara Falls.
After a few drinks one night, one bet the other $500 he couldn't carry him across the falls on a tightrope.
After a very scary trip, his friend managed to stagger safely across, and the wager was duly paid.
"That was close," said the loser. "When you wobbled, halfway across, I was sure I'd WON."
15 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavourite answer
priceless!!!!
a star for u
- LXLv 71 decade ago
Heres another blonde falling joke!!!
A blonde, brunette and yes a redhead were stranded in a burning building and were at the window screaming for help from the 15th floor. The firemen were at the bottom and asked them to jump one by one into an outstreched blanket, so the brunette went first, she took aim and jumped, but missed the blanket and died. The redhead went next and the same thing happend. Now came the blondes turn, so before she could jump she told the firemen to leave the blanket on the floor and step away from it!!!! Well and then she jumped!!!
- Anonymous5 years ago
niagara sounds beautiful i was raised half my life in ny the bronx so ill pass on that one ontario too cold
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Great joke! Thank you!!!
