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Sofiya
Lv 6
Sofiya asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Test for being abnormal?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    its good to make others laugh keep going may god keep you happy all your life

  • Diana
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    I had an abnormal pap a while back (I also go every year). I had some abnormal cells when I had my Colposcopy so they made an appointment and removed them. I haven't had a problem since. I know how scary it is to hear those results though, I was at work when they called me. I also know that when you have your annual appointment they don't always check for STD's unless you ask them to.

  • Hope
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    U know i would have gone for the bucket too, so i guess, yes i ll take the bed.

  • A's
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hehehehe

    i liked it but i know one like that too

    a doctor wanted to test his patients if there is

    any progress . so he lined them up and passed by each asking him/her if they could swim in that cup of water he is holding!each one he passed by told him yes i can! until the last one, the doctor said can u swim in that cup? the patent replied " no doc!" the doctor was amazed:"why?" he said, the patient replied:" i dont have a swim suit sir!!!"

    see ya.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No, sorry, no can do. That bed near the window is MINE!

  • police
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Still makes me laught, thanx.

  • hems
    1 decade ago

    hey that was really a good one...

    me stil smilin...

    make othrs smile,go on...

    thanks for that nice one...

  • Nathaniel
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    awesome, very funny, lol *burst of sudden laughter*

  • lyn
    1 decade ago

    hehe funny

  • madhavan n
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    nice

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