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Math of Life?
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love
her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single
men,
but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that
she
won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at
weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
=D
11 Answers
- NathanielLv 51 decade agoFavourite answer
Bravo Sofiya, very funny, I never liked math, but I definitely enjoy your logic, lol. a star for you.
- 5 years ago
I really only use basic basic math (addition , multiplying, etc) in daily life...I do not think i've ever needed to know how to figure out the sin or cosine of anything in my life other than math class lolz...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
A little long, but the bugging one and longevity portion made it worth reading through
- 1 decade ago
Very comical. Thank you. I will have to share these with my wife. As much as I would like to deny that statements above, I can't.
Source(s): 19 years of marriage. My poor wife. If she only knew :) - 1 decade ago
wish there was really such a class at school which teaches us the actual realitites of life........it'll come in much more useful than math !!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i like the office one and the discussion technique
good one
:D