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BOND on a mission!!!?
M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.
The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking."
M asks her if Bond has reached there yet.
She replies that he hasn't.
M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again.
"Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M.
Again the answer is no.
M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.
"Hello, Mary speaking…"
6 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Does that mean Bond is no longer a virgin?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
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